Tuesday, January 26

Guys, Balls, and a Hole...


"Girls are complex creatures, they say one thing but mean another"..

What about Guys?

I' d say, "Guys are persistent creatures, once they entered love game (a game they love), they'll perform their best with their balls, erm correction, ball."

So here's how it goes:-


Most of the time, they'll dominate the game with their feet.


Sometimes, someone will be using their hands to do the job..

The trick is to counter and snatch the ball and score a goal.

I guess, scoring a goal feels like orgasm. (It's just a guess, ok?)

And each team members tries their very best to prevent other team from achieving orgasm
(i mean, scoring goals)

There's no time for foreplay, it's just attack attack attack.
.
and tahan tahan tahan until you reach orgasm (i mean the goal)...


After a series of attacks & tahans, then they remove themselves from the hole..


Mission accomplished- They'll glee happily..

The sweat and exhaustion, is worth it!


Disclaimer:
MsXeRoZ have never attempted to play futsal before, the series of events above are based on my wild imagination.

Love watching guys playing sports coz they look so MANLY, but i hate the stench after that..


5 comments:

Blur Pei said...

wahahha..what a creative way to describe why men like balls....:) shd write also why women loves shopping..or hate balls. :P

Wo Shi Nicole aka MsXeRoZ said...

hahahaha...good idea. wait i have inspiration first~!

Tian Chad @ 永遇乐 said...

I almost reach orgasm after read your post. But hope for another kind of ball la. lol

Wo Shi Nicole aka MsXeRoZ said...

GODS...my blogpost got so orgasmic meh? what balls u like? fishballs? meatballs? sotongballs?

=D

RedButtockz Wern said...

humanballs