Thursday, November 13

My Poor Toe!

Suey Scene Records:

Day: Yesterday
Time: 11.30pm approx
Venue: Taman Connought Pasar Malam

Scenario I


Nowadays, pasar malam is very dirty! Plastic bags, plastic cups, porno DVD covers, food leftovers and dog shit is found almost everywhere!

What had happened to our pasar malam!

Scenario II

This is Human Anatomy.

God is almighty. He created us men and women, from the deadliest pathogens in the world, by giving us skin.

When Scenario I and II meet:

I was walking along the pasar malam happily, sucking my fresh bittergourd juice, which tasted bitter, but delicious!

*Suck SUck and SUck* << refering to the bittergourd juice.

Then....
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*ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH......PAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*looks down*
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*Shock!!*

Satay stick tercucuk my second toe of my left leg!

HOW COME!

This is what you called as suey la!

Let me describe how does it feels when you found a satay stick tercucuk onto your toe.
FIRST, you feel GELI>>>Duno whose saliva stick on the satay stick, now penetrating my toe!

SECOND, you feel a tinge of PAIN. Then, the pain began to increase gradually. this is because, all the while, i have been so ignorant that i din know i possess toes!Once you see something poking out of it, IT HURTS!

ThIRD, the satay stick is so dirty, make a BLACK hole in my toe. and you feel damn DULAN!

This is what I called DULAN! *ROARRRRR*

More DULAN when somebody scolded me, "Stupid, Walk pasar malam also can terpijak satay stick. How u walk one!"

Not i pijak satay stick. Is satay stick CUCUK me.

T_T



(NOte: A picture to represent my anger. I failed to make this expression!)

NICOLE CARES:

People, take care of the environment! Please do not litter when you are walking in Pasar Malam. You may HARM others!

Love,
Nicole <3

9 comments:

永遇乐 said...

Wish your porr little toe recover soon~

diaLoG wiTh tH3 c@t said...

poor you...
hope your pity 2nd toe recover soon.
next time wear sneakers for pasar malam

Nicole said...

Thanks! =)

Si Adik Ketawa said...

wish your poor big fat toe recover soon. ( correcting 永遇乐 statement)

of thousands of ppl walking on the same dirty road, u're the only one with the toe can tercucuk satay stick. just immagine how suay you are... better go temple pray la~

大頭 said...

ke lian de jie
ur pic sooooo emo

susanchu said...

Hope ur second toe of ur left leg recover soon.. take care..:P

Nicole said...

SI ADIK KETAWA!

u should change ur nick name to si adik Keji instead!

T_T

Marccus said...
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Marccus said...

Holly geng..

May be the little stick dropped from some one mouth after he/she/heshe/shehe finish suck all the meat, then hit the floor and bounced back then hit the tiang and bounce back again with charged enery, hit the floor second time and finally fully strength cucuk on the jari.

actually it's sign.. it's sign....
to let you know
you must wear boot when go pasar malam. Yellow safety boots that type. keke