Monday, October 13

OK OK I GET IT!!

No girls are born ugly, only that they are born lazy (70% agree, 30% disagree). After eating salad for 1 week, i finally realised something! Eating salad is good for your bloody intestines (colon), but does not make any difference to my blooody face! The look on my face with those pimply volcanic protruding red spots is enough to increase my blood pressure to a dangerous levels, and keep me demotivated for days! Despite cleansing my bowels by eating more vegetables and less meat, nothing much has changed for my skin. But i do admit that by high vege diet, i feel much happier and enjoy better sleep.


Pimple oh Pimple...When will go fade? Pimple oh pimple..please go away!!!

As a person who graduated with honours in biotechnology...I guess i need to analytically analyze why my pimples cannot go away:-

Experiment 1

Title: Formation of Pimples are caused by your "kesialan".

Objectives:
1. To study that the formation of pimples are not only caused by diet, exercise, stress, hormones,and topical products.
2. To correlate the sueyness or "kesialan" of the person with pimple formation.

Introduction:

Acne vulgaris (commonly called acne) is a skin disease caused by changes in the pilosebaceous units (skin structures consisting of a hair follicle and its associated sebaceous gland). Severe acne is inflammatory, but acne can also manifest in noninflammatory forms. Acne lesions are commonly referred to as pimples, spots, zits, or bacne.

Acne is most common during adolescence, affecting more than 85% of teenagers, and frequently continues into adulthood (I'm one of the lucky ones being tormented with ferociously growing acne on my ugly face). For most people, acne diminishes over time and tends to disappear—or at the very least decrease—after one reaches his or her early twenties(I'm 22, how come it's multiplying more faster than ever!!!). There is, however, no way to predict how long it will take to disappear entirely, and some individuals will continue to suffer well into their thirties, forties and beyond (I'll suffer for the rest of my life!!!!)

The face and upper neck are the most commonly affected, but the chest, back and shoulders may have acne as well. The upper arms can also have acne, but lesions found there are often keratosis pilaris, not acne. Typical acne lesions are comedones, inflammatory papules, pustules and nodules. Some of the large nodules were previously called "cysts" and the term nodulocystic has been used to describe severe cases of inflammatory acne. (Language so chim, tak faham)

Aside from scarring, its main effects are psychological, such as reduced self-esteem and, according to at least one study, depression or suicide (SUICIDE!!!!). Acne usually appears during adolescence, when people already tend to be most socially insecure. Early and aggressive treatment is therefore advocated by some to lessen the overall impact to individuals.

Materials:
1. Nicole's bloody face
2. Nicole's kesialan
3. Pen
4. Paper
5. A bunch of friends to laugh at you. ^^

Methods:
1. First and foremost, Nicole is encouraged to walk on streets. If she finds a ringgit during her walk, means her kesialan is "tidak begitu suey". If she finds RM10, means "kurang suey" and if she finds RM50, means "sangat tidak suey".

2. Then, Nicole is left for work in her office. If no PO for today=suey, got PO today=tidak suey.

3. After that, let Nicole drive her VIVA, and after 1 month, count how many tyre wheel cap is lost. If lost 1, means 1 darjah suey, lost 2, means dua darjah suey, and sebagainya.

4. Results obtained are recorded and a graph is plotted.

Results:

1. Walking in the streets= Nicole never found any money
2. Today office no PO
3. I lost 1 tyre wheel cap for my cute VIVA after 2 months

Discussion:

In this experiment, we are able to determine the degree of sueyness that Nicole experienced. Because of this series of sueyness which happened in her life, Nicole is prone to more pimples to grow on the smelly face.

This is because, there are so many people in this entire universe, pimples dont attack others but only attack Nicole. Although Nicole is getting older, her pimples still will not let her go. Therefore, she is very suey.

Conclusion:

There is not one day, Nicole is less worried about her pimples..Thus, Nicole is suey and pimples are caused by sueyness.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"No girls are born ugly" = self deceive
LOL
no cuci muka sure like kertas pasir la..u cuci muka every an hour tak sampai 2 weeks ur muka selicin kereta saya....

si gila said...

LOL kereta u kotor dan berhabuk.. tapi i think still cleaner than muka kak aku yg comel tu wukakak =p
cuci every hour nanti muka lat pei =x

Marccus said...

There's a rumours said. To treat acne.. Do these:
1. Wake up every morning at 5am, rush out and breath the super-duper-fresh air, then go back sleep again.
2. Use the pencuci muka that have the pH similar to your skin, approx. acidic abit.
3. Eat whatever that can let u berak.
4. Laugh alot when happy, when unhappy, and when out-of-no-reason.

Get info from the Super-Duper-Acne-Treatment-Guru. keke

cklim said...

haha, tis time post leng lui pic d ya, haha, simply dun think that matter as "suey", then shud be alright d :-)

anak u said...

mak ni...beremo pulak
mak ni cantik la
hu say u tak cantik tell me
i go hentam tat person ><